Limes und ztrawberries mein Freunds! Oh, sawwry about zhat, I get a bit too enthusiastic zometimes. GUTEN MORGEN, TAG, OR ABEND, it all depends on vhere you ah in zhe vorld!

Allow me to properly introduce myzelf. Ich bin Auburdean Zinfandel Strauss. But bitte, call me eizher Dean or Del. Or Herr Strauss vorks too, if you ah zhe formal zort!

I vill varn you zhough, I am a bit mischevious zometimes. But if nozzing else, I love, love, LOVE to zing! Healing by music ist mein passion!

OH! I nearly forgot! I am in vhat zhe Industries calls "Team Limbo". Zhey ah vaiting for me to determine vhich team deserves mein zkills zhe most.

Zo vhich vill it be, mein freunds? RED or BLU?

(NSWF warning for mostly language, blood, and gore.)

(via mischevioushealingmusic)

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{Auburdean makes himself comfortable on one of the gurneys; laying on his back but hanging off over the edge upside down like a complete weirdo. Yes, because letting all the blood rush to your head is a smart idea.}

zehypocriticaloath:

You’re getting rust in your mouth. How unsanitary.

Since vhen ah zombies EFFAH sanitary? {snicker, snort}

zehypocriticaloath:

You’re getting rust in your mouth. How unsanitary.

Since vhen ah zombies EFFAH sanitary? {snicker, snort}

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ladyammarettossniperrifle:

“Zhe sun goes down, zhe stars come out. Und all zhat counts is heyah und now. My universe vill neffah be zhe zame. I’m glad you came…”

Go away Auburdean. STOP MAKING ME WANT TO DRAW YOU, YOU TROLL OF A MEDIC. Stop serenading people. And scaring the shit out of Aldous by whistling through that damn gap in your front teeth.



{dances around (swaggah in dem hips), humming and singing}

ladyammarettossniperrifle:

“Zhe sun goes down, zhe stars come out. Und all zhat counts is heyah und now. My universe vill neffah be zhe zame. I’m glad you came…”

Go away Auburdean. STOP MAKING ME WANT TO DRAW YOU, YOU TROLL OF A MEDIC. Stop serenading people. And scaring the shit out of Aldous by whistling through that damn gap in your front teeth.

{dances around (swaggah in dem hips), humming and singing}

Source: starkindustriesamm

nocturnofshadow:

owlymedics:

popsmoke:

Our medics are weird.


No, random person who so happened to tag something under “medic”, your Medics are wondeful <3

^THIS

nocturnofshadow:

owlymedics:

popsmoke:

Our medics are weird.

No, random person who so happened to tag something under “medic”, your Medics are wondeful <3

^THIS

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tessie-the-only-only-only:

mischevioushealingmusic:

tessie-the-only-only-only:

Yo, what’s up?

Hallo. Und not much to be honest, Frau Schout. How ah you zhis evening?

Hmph. Been bettah, if we’re bein’ honest.

Zhat is unfortunate. Anyzhing in pahticular zhat zeems to be troubling you?

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tessie-the-only-only-only:

Yo, what’s up?

Hallo. Und not much to be honest, Frau Schout. How ah you zhis evening?

Source: tessie-the-onlyonlyonly

zehypocriticaloath:

…..Schtop zat.

Vhat a precious black cat!

zehypocriticaloath:

…..Schtop zat.

Vhat a precious black cat!

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ladyammarettossniperrifle:

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zecuddlyblumedic:

limeyspy:

zecuddlyblumedic:

mischevioushealingmusic:

zecuddlyblumedic:

LET ME AT HIM.

-he can see that violent look in the older Medic’s eyes. Funny…he was sure he had seen a very similar look in that RED Medic’s eyes…the one he met and pranked yesterday. What was going on here? In a panic, he started sputtering out in German- Whoa, whoa, nein, nein! Beruhigen Sie sich! Es gibt keine Notwendigkeit zu sein, so dreist. Calm down Herr Doktor, calm down. 

[He slowly looks towards the Medic, and he forces himself to calm down. He takes a nice, deep, steady inhale, only to exhale it in a shaky rush. He really did get himself worked up over it. Dominik was one of his friends, but he still felt a grudge towards him]

Ja… Ja. Tut mir leid.

There, you see? :curls a tentacle up under his chin just to be an ass: Perhaps we can think of a better way to vent your frustration?

[He’s about to speak, but feeling the tentacle under his chin makes him let out a frustrated grunt. He gives the Tentaspy a look that says, “really?” A bit dramatic with that, don’t you think? Then again, Krake was dramatic too. Perhaps it’s a trait with all Tentaspies— their “Spy” coming through. He glances at the other Medic in the room. Suddenly it’s a crowd. He addresses both of them when he talks]

I’m fine. I just need to, perhaps, go off und draw for a bit. Get my mind off of zhings. Try to unwind, und relax.

-It takes him a moment to process the fact that he’s being addressed as well. But once he realizes it, he gives a swift acknowledging nod-

Ja. Anozher time zhen, Herr Doktor.

-he then proceeds to make himself scarce. Fast. Is it even possible for a man to be able to move that quickly, especially in heels?-

Source: zecuddlyblumedic